Written by Katherine Bacon
I am here to tell you about an important new development in Armstrong Student Center, and no I am not talking about the East wing construction. Though underclassman who still have plenty of meal plan and live on campus may already know, Traditions in Armstrong has some bomb-ass loaded nachos (for a limited time). As a Junior who regularly eats on campus, I am always discovering new places and new foods to try with my meal plan. And yes, I still use meal plan on occasion because my parents know that it can’t be spent at Brick Street or TJ Maxx. So thanks Mom and Dad!
I stumbled upon this extraordinary menu item after many failed attempts to grab pulley during my 35 minute class break. I’ve discovered through trial and error that if I order pulley 30 minutes before class, it’ll be served about 5 minutes before the class begins. “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” – Albert Einstein.
So, instead of bringing an omelet to History of Medieval England every day, I came to the conclusion that I should branch and not make my classroom smell like fried eggs. I was perusing the regular menu of Traditions when a stand advertising the nachos caught my eye. I ordered the Loaded Beef Nachos with the works and within 5 minutes they were served; hot, ready and fully loaded. This gave me a full 30 minutes to take in their deliciousness.
Like someone enlightened by God, I saw it as my duty to tell the upperclassman world about my discovery. “Where did you get those”, asked Kelly Nester, a Junior Strategic Communications major, only seconds after viewing my snap story advertising the meal. My rating for the Nachos is a 9/10, a rather difficult score to achieve. My only complaint would be that instead of the advertised $6.79 my total came out as $7.23. But I’m willing to overlook this, it’s worth splurging a little sometimes.
Edited by Ryer Gardenswartz